ALL THEY ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND

I dream of cameras.
I had another dream containing me trying to take a picture of something, for the third time.
This month.
What?
What's with me and cameras these days?
And why am I never successful in getting a picture in my dream?
The first one was of a snake, the second of 5 rainbows, and last night it was a really pretty sky over the school.
Hmph.
Stwange.

And We Were Laying Like Lions Out in the Sand...

So.

I will tell you about my FANTASTIC FUCKING AWESOME day.

So, I get up at 4:00, right?

I have to be at the school at 4:40 because my pep band was going to travel to Billings for football championship right?

So all goes well until about 8:00, when we reach Rocker, Montana, a.k.a. a town only with a gas pump and a strip club. It's like before that radioactive hole, Butte.

AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!

The bus breaks down, as pictured. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS

HOLY JESUS, IT WAS GREAT. WITH THE ANNOYING, COMPLAINING KIDS! AND THE ONES THAT ARE SCREAMING! AND MY IPOD IS NEARLY DEAD! HOLY FUCK IT WAS GREAT!

This would be me, harboring my anger inside me on the bus, at about three hours:

So after that, we think it gets fixed.

So we drive lalalala

Then the bus driver was like "It is going to break down again, we are turning into Deer Lodge"

Isn't that just grand?!

So we're like, "Fuck, if we're gonna break down, let's do it in front of Pizza Hut!"

And that is exactly what we did.

And we ate pizza.

It was delicious.

And burned my tongue.

The one of two only highlights of my day.

So.

We decided we'd go take a lovely tour of the the old Deer Lodge prison!

That was the second highlight of my day.

EXCEPT THE MANNEQUINS WERE FUCKING SCARY. HOLY SHIT.

And it was really cold. So bah humbug on that.

Oh!!!

And we went into their auto museum and saw THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CARS EVER OH MY GOD.

I saw my three dream cars.

'60s/'70s Thunderbird, Oldsmobile, and Volkswagen bus.

I also got pictures of those, but they are on Abi's phone. So boooooo

But we then eventually get the bus fixed. Sorta.

It almost broke down again right when we were passing Mizzo to get to Frenchtown.

That was irritating.

But then I made it home!!!!!

AND HERE I AM.

Yay.

oh p.s. we won championship yay

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

Hmm.

Well.

I could delete this blog as I have failed epicly at writing anything.

At all.

And when I do write it fails to be interesting.

Well, you know what?

TOO FUCKIN BAD IT STAAAAAAAAAAAAYS

So the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It was a stage production, and it was awesome.

I enjoyed the audience participation.

And Lana, Raini, and I dressed up for it.

SEE:

We are awesome.

Yay.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!

A.F.I. is fucking coming to Missoula.

Do you know what this means?!?!?!??!

MY CHILDHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE.

I ALREADY BOUGHT TICKETS!

I SO BOUGHT THEM 5 MINUTES AFTER THEY WERE AVAILABLE!

AAAAAAAAH

I GET TO SEE DAVEY HAVOK =DDDDDDD

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

:D

YAY

...

*ahem*

Yeah.

Anyway.

Um.

I FINISHED OFF MY FIRST QUARTER.

IN SCHOOL

AND GUESS WHUT

I got an A- in algebra.

AND THAT IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

I barely got through that class year with a B! AND LOOK AT ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My grades have been slacking this year.

Slacking for me anyway.

I have a B+, boooo-kinda-yaay-ish-if-you're-not-me

Two A-, yaaay.

And 5 As, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

That B+ might be an A- after she adds two grades. I find out now MATHEMATICALLY!

Yep, I'll have an A-. Barely though.

FUCK YEAH!

Hm.

Well

I am going to hang out with Abi and Kylie now.

BYEEEEEEEZ

WE ARE LOST AND WE ARE FOUND

SOOOOOOOO

We lost playoffs, but oh well.

I don't curr

At least we made it, roight?

Yes.

Hmm

ON SATURDAY

HALLOWEEN

AT 8 PM

I AM GOING TO ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

It will happen.

And it will be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

YESSS

Winter is a bitch

It decided to snow one day and just leave everything really cold and wet.

It has not snowed since then.

How nice.

I hate snow.

It is wet.

And cold.

It stings my skin.

And now I will never drive.

Ever.

I already didn't drive in the summer.

Forget about it now.

I suppose I will give you my lovely soccer update? Yes.

I am very behind, so I'll just give you a crappy one.

We have lost against Stevi because we didn't have Aspen for our goalie. Really. And that PK shot was BULLSHIT

We've lost against Hamilton again, but we won all of our other games.

Soo we've won 7/10 games.

And we are number two in our district now.

AND WE ARE GOING TO PLAY OFFS BITCHES.

First time evar for Frenchtown's team.

Maybe the school will like us now...

Hahahahahahahaha

no

My head hurts.

As well as my stomach.

I gotta go do homework, that of which I've been putting off for half an hour. Damn meeee

CORRECT!

I feel as if all I ever report about in my blogs are my soccer games...

TOO BAD.

Well...

We lost against Hamilton, so we are no longer undefeated in our conference... Sad, right? Oh well. I scored a badass goal, chyeah.

Oh, and I am writing an amazing story for history about the Ice Man.

It will be awesome even though you don't know what it is totally about.

I will post that, probably in my next one...

Yes, I can feel your excitement...

And you know how guys always post pictures of their muscley selfs?

Well I am going to post a picture of my awesome calves.

And show you how sahweet they are.

YEAAAAAAAAARGGHHH

Okay, they're not that impressive, but they are for my tiny legs!!

Hoorah!

So, we won against Corvallis again on the away trip this last Thursday. 4-3. Played on their football field under the lights. Very intense.
Today we won against Stevi 2-0. I literally almost passed out, and that was odd.
Wasn't really scary, just very confusing. I was very confused on who was all talking to me whilst I was laying on the ground. They dumped a couple cups of really cold water on my stomach and face... Hah.
I am done now.

No cool bruises :(

SHWING!

Soooo
We won the second consecutive game against Loyola. 4-0.
And I sooo scored a goal. It was epic and amazing. I don't even know if I was crossing it or anything, I just wanted it to go towards the goal. And it went over the goalie's head.
Hellz yeah!

Boys team also won 3-1 against Loyola. Which never happens.
Hellz yeah again!

VICTORY

So, my team won our game against Corvallis 3-0. Never happened before. So that was fantastic. Today I have a game against Loyola.
My school's varsity football team beat Libby 52-0.
Our school dominates with sports, yo!
Oh yeah, check out my bruise I got from Corvallis' game. Somebody tried taking a shot and hit there, and then someone kneed me.
CHECK IT:

OH SHEESH YA'LL. 'TWAS A DREAM...

So, today I had an open house for the new high school.
I am still completely and utterly lost... I've gathered what rooms are on what floor I suppose.
Oh lawdy, I'm going to be a freshman all over again...
WHHHYYY
I'm also going to try getting up at 7:00 tomorrow morning...
Get used to this whole waking up early thing.
Gradually move to 6:45, as that's what time I get up typically. Might have to earlier since I'm really slow at getting ready now.
I timed myself, and it took me like 40 minutes to shower and do all that cleansing crap in the bathroom...
And I still have to get stuff together and such in the morning...
Oh joy...
Goodbye, stress free summer.
Hello, pretty stressful school year.


LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Oh jah?

CHYEAH:


I enjoy it, shut up...

RE: Last blog.

I fail again, and I will again make a list of things in my life in bulleted form:

• I am still in deep love with my iPod Touch.
• I haven't named my iPod what the hell
• My iPod is my only love interest at the moment. If you know what I mean.
• If you don't that means I'm single. Oh well.
• Soccer tryouts went well. I made it. Four got cut :(
• I had my first two soccer games this weekend. Lost both, but they're both really good teams. Belgrade, 1-0. Livingston, 4-0. Not terrible.
  
• I got this sweet bruise on my arm from my first two soccer games this weekend:
• 
• It looks like a sad face.
• I was mistaken with the foreign kids. There's a lady named Guri from Norway, a girl from Ecuador named Sofia, a boy from Croatia named Marco, and I'm not sure about the other. Just know she's a girl and from Mexico. Guri is awesome, and Sofia seems pretty chill. I don't really know Marco, yet.
• I have a week tomorrow until school starts. aaaaaahhhhh damnit
• According to the people at the doctors, I've shrunk two inches. I still say I'm 5'2", screw them!
• My leg muscles are getting huge, and I enjoy it.
• But mostly in my right leg, so the calf in my right is bigger. Kinda weird.

That's like it... My life isn't extremely interesting!

Fail. The epic kind.

Yo-ho, mighty internet blog!
I am not the best at keeping up with blogs, it seems.
But what can you expect from me? I never was!
Well, I'll just give you a few things that are new in my life. By few, I really mean few. I'll do it in a bulleted-list form. Because I can.

• I discovered it is very possible to be in love with an object.
• I discovered that object was my iPod Touch
• My mother has been on a record buying splurge lately (instead of clothes, which is A-OK with me), and I am happily putting them all on my computer and iPod.
  
• I am dating someone now. Or at least have been. Whose name is Kenny. See, I'm bad at this.
• Soccer tryouts are this Monday. There are four of them, that all last two hours. Why we need four is a mystery to me.
• Next year we're supposed to get four foreign exchange students. Two from Mexico, one from Ecuador, and the other is supposedly from Holland. Exciting? Yes.
• Speaking of next year, next year is starting on September 8th. Next school year. I'm a sophomore. Disturbing, amirite?
• Speaking of next year again, I am a co-editor with a few others of my terrible school newspaper. Hah. This will be interesting. I am also the class president again. Huzzah!
  
• I am 5'2" now, not 5'1". I am proud of myself for growing an inch since last year. Okay, it was actually only half an inch, but whatever!

And that concludes my life as of right now. Exciting? No, not really. But that's okay.
I like to pretend.

My head is exploding.

FRACKING.
BOREDOM.
Holy crap.
This should be illegal or something.
This much boredom.
Mrs. Klimpel was right.
I am going off the wall without something to do.
BY GOD SHE WAS RIGHT.
Why?
WHHHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE RIGHT?!
I had the urge to clean under my bed today.
That says something.

This would be me dying from boredom:

WHAT THE HALL

I am 16.
!!

whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

when did this happen

PEEECCCTURES:

TIRE. RAINI AND I.

SWINGS. RAINI, LANA, AND I.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I AM ALMIGHTY.

THIS WAS PROBABLY NOT SAFE.

Start Wearing Purple!

HOLY CRAP
I
AM
BORED
I need something to do like 24/7. I can't sit at the computer anymore. I fail to find interesting things to do! AAAAHHHHH
Oh yeah, I never put up pictures of Cliff Lake. HERE YOU GO!!!!!!:


Cliff Lake

Hike up to yonder

Climbin' crew

Purty? CHYEAH!

Well, I suppose I can say I kicked my fear's ass. My fear of heights.
For about an hour...
...

JUMP OFF THAT CLIFF! YEAH!
And this is my friend Harmonee:


This picture is amazingly badass! And I'm proud to say I took it!


This picture is of Harmonee, Lana, and Raini attacking me with High School Musical songs. It was scarring.


OH BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S REALLY SCARRING!
Fuckin' the movie Bruno. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No plot!
No hilarity!
It was basically a bad porno.
Ugh. Don't waste your money on it!

Well, that's all I have to say about lately!

Damn.
That only took up 20 minutes.
Phooey

P.S. IPOD AND HAIR CUT!


P.S. AGAIN
I am turning 16 in a week! HUZZAH!

Me?

Hm. Well, my life has slowed down on being busy quite a bit... It's cool though.
I shall give a few fun facts:
- I went to Conor Oberst and The Mystic Valley Band's concert Monday June 22nd. It was lovely. I also saw Katelyn from the Real World, and that was trippy.



- I went camping up at Trout Creek near Superior with the family from Friday to Sunday. That was pretty spiffy. We hiked from Diamond Lake to Cliff Lake. Pictures in edit soon?
- The U.S. lost against Brazil in the finals for the Confederation Cup 3-2. Damn it, roight? Oh well. We were fucking fantastic.
- I passed my driving test. I missed four points attempting parallel parking. Myeh. Now I just have to wait until November to get my license because the new rules are fracking lame.
- It is 12:45 am. I am tired. I am going to bed.
The end!

Paint the Silence

DUDEDUDEDUDEUDUEDUEDE
I don't like the fact that I'm turning 16 in one month and 6 days!! I'M OLD!!
Sixteen is like the ultimate, whiny-teenage year!! EWWY
Well, I suppose I can update you about my soccer, which is over now.
We went to the Montana Cup tournament in Butte. We lost all of our games, but I'm not too bummed. I didn't play that well in any of the games though, so that kinda bummed me out. Oh well though. I just play for the love of the game and for fun. Winning's not everything!
I thought I would share two pictures of me playing soccer. One's the oldest one I have, and the next is obviously newer:


LOOK AT ME GOOOO! Heehee
Well, I don't have much else to say.

Oh lawdy

I've been so darn busy so far this summer...
I've had driver's ed classes since this last Wednesday from 8:00 - 12:00 Monday through Friday... Still have just driving classes until the 29th of June...
I've also been with friends like every day this summer...
I haven't been on the computer and this thing especially for a long time until today.
I guess that's probably a good thing.

July, July!

Ah. Sunday was good.
I watched some silly friends graduate, and then later that night I had a concert.
Blind Pilot opened for The Decemberists.
Quite lovely. I was extremely disappointed I didn't have a camera to take pictures... I was right in the front.
Blind Pilot's lead was adorable, and I pretty much fell in love with the drummer and bassist. They were really good. I enjoyed them.
The Decemberists were absolutely epic and wonderful. I feel deeply and madly in love with Colin Meloy. He was so amazing. Best voice and hair ever. It's a shame he's 34 and married with a kid. Haha. I wish I was kidding. He was prettty. I mean, look at him:

Other than that, they are spectacular live. Spec spec spectacular.
He played right over Raini and I for a bit, and he took his guitar off and let the crowd touch it. It raped that thing with my hands, man. It felt as lovely as it sounded... Haha. I am also proud to say I had a bit eye contact with Mr. Meloy, and my brain kinda melted and died. It was AWESOME.
Then for their encore they decided they would do a Lewis and Clark reenactment. It was pretty much awesome. A couple of the band members went around and got into the audience. Most didn't really notice them there until they started banging on the drums. I enjoyed it... Oh maaan.
VIDEO:



Oh, yes, and I bought their shirt, which was overpriced but worth it:

I don't even know, man.

Lana Tempel: Guess what.
Allison Klocke: WHAT
Lana Tempel: Cotton Eyed Joe.
Allison Klocke: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE
Lana Tempel: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
Allison Klocke: HELL YES!!
Lana Tempel: :D
Allison Klocke: Haha, I should make that my profile song
Lana Tempel: Dude, yeah.
Allison Klocke: AAAAH I HAVE A LITTLE BUMP ON MY HEAD
Allison Klocke: I just got rid of the dunk tank one damn it!!
Lana Tempel: I WILL LICK IT AWAY!
Lana Tempel: Hahah
Allison Klocke: What the fuck
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: I don't know.
Allison Klocke: Who sings Cotton Eyed Joe?
Lana Tempel: Rednex.
Allison Klocke: Haha, of course
Lana Tempel: OH SWEET JESUS THEY ARE AWESOME.
Allison Klocke: Heehee
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong with me. I saw my math binder and thought "Oh shit, I need to finish my homework. Wait... did I have homework?"
Allison Klocke: Hahahahahahaha
Allison Klocke: Oh good gosh
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong up in my head! I am going schizophrenic!
Allison Klocke: YOU ARE A SCHIZOPHRENIC!! They have smushed school into our brains! OH GOD THEY ARE CONTROLING OUR MINDS!
Lana Tempel: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I AM SCARED. WE ARE SCARED!
Allison Klocke: AAAAAAAHHH
Lana Tempel: SHUT UP BRAIN! SHUT UP!!!
Allison Klocke: IT IS MY SONG NOW!!
Lana Tempel: OH MY GOD, YAY!
Lana Tempel: ahahah
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: WHAT THE FUCK!
Allison Klocke: WUT?
Lana Tempel: Someone gave my mom a flower bra, it is like a coconut bra, but a flower! I AM GOING TO PUT IT ON OVER MY SHIRT!!
Allison Klocke: YAY
Allison Klocke: Hahahaha
Lana Tempel: Wee!!!
Lana Tempel: I look cute. ISh.
Allison Klocke: Haha, yay!


This is what my friends and I talk about. BE JEALOUS

I'll tell you the little story about my new bump upon the head.
I was looking in the band room to see what time it was, and then Kenny, this dude in my band, thought I was coming in, so he slammed the door. And this door is like fucking concrete. My head made a collision with the door's window. I cried a little bit, haha. But only three people saw that. He gave me hug and basically crushed my ribs to say "sorry"... Haha, I told my sister this and she was like "Jesus, first he rejects you, and now he's trying to kill you!"

Goooood stuff, man, good stuff.

ENJOY:

The Year Has Ended.

The school year anyway.
It's so... weird. It seems just like yesterday it was my class that was going on the Silverwood field trip!
I can't believe I've finished one year of high school already. I thought it would never come when I was younger. I used to always think the high schoolers were almighty and tough.
But now I am one.
It's just kinda warped.
We freaks change quite a bit over time, but then we don't:


5th grade!

6th or 7th grade?

8th grade

Less than a week ago.

I've barely changed in looks, but I have in the mind!! Lana's changed quite a bit in looks and mind too. We're just super.

Good times, goood times.

I Wake Up Exhausted, It's Not Morning

Dude, I suck at blogging!!
I get like three a month.

Oh well. Better than what it used to be.
Like once every few months, haha

Well, as of right now, I have an A- in math... Bah humbug!! It's because of my math final I think... I got 175/215... It's an 81%. Not bad for shit that was taught last semester. I hope I don't bomb my second math final because that will bring my grade dooooooown dooown down.
So, in textiles and apparel, I made this sweet soccer ball. I'll show you!! Must hook up the webcam to take a picture...
Here you go:


I am like the freakin' sewing Jesus! Okay, hardly, but oh well. My fuzzy soccer ball is beautiful. Unlike your face. lulz, jk

I am not getting braces this year or maybe next. I am somewhat relieved, but then I am not because I just want to get them early life and over with. Oh well I guess. I won't be sexy super nerd... Oh vell!

Well, I had soccer games in Great Falls last weekend... We didn't do too well. First one we lost 2-1, I think, and the second we lost by a lot... I don't even want to say. We were just very off our game. Must be the nukes that are hidden away there that take away any talent we have in soccer... Yes, let's blame the government! And genetics. You can blame those things for ANYTHING. Like really. Think about it... Tell me something you can't blame on the government or genetics, and I will twist it up to where you can blame them.

Well, that's all I have to say.

Ack, my nose

So, we sadly lost our two soccer games.  1-0 and 2-1.  The first one was a double A team, so I was pretty proud we didn't lose by much.  I'm just proud in general we didn't lose my much.  I supposedly did well in the first game.  Yaaay.  Dunno 'bout the second though.  I felt extremely sick.

Yeah, in the first game we had (towards the end), I got elbowed in the face, which caused my blood to bleed out of both nostrils.  It didn't bleed out of one immediately though, which was weird.  But there was a lovely amount of blood.  All over my hands, arms, legs, face, and I got some on my jersey, as we can see in this picture.  It was badass and really shitty at the same time.

Das all I have to say for today!

Edit: We didn't lose both games actually, we tied 2-2, which counts as a win.  Hell to the yeah!

Some Call Me the Gangster of Love

Sore throats SUCK!!!!!!

I woke up this morning, and my throat hurt.  I was rather disappointed.  I still am!  It haaad to come now!!  A few days before important soccer games!!

Yep, I have two soccer games up in Polson tomorrow...  Shall be lovely.  Surprisingly (and happily) my soccer team is ranked number two!!  Yeaaaah!  And all we had to do was tie two games! Hah.

Somehow I am holding up an "A" in my accelerated algebra class!  I'm so proud of myself.  I wasn't able to do that alll year until this last semester (mostly)!  We're factoring crap though, and it's pretty easy.   Yay!

I made these sweet shorts in textiles and apparel.  I'm gonna take a picture right now!!!!  And and and I am also making a soccer plushie toy thingy.  You would think it is difficult to make, BUT NO!  It's quite a bit easier than most things I did!  So far anyway!  A lot of things in this class have had to do with soccer...  Haha.    These shorts are soccer print.  They make my butt look nonexistant and the sewing job kinda sucks, but OH WELL!  You don't notice the sewing the first time you see them!  It's okay if they suck, however, because I made them!!

Yeah!!!!!  There you go!!  A picture of my spectacular shorts!!  They will go with nothing but solid-colored shirts!  OH WELL!  They are still badass!

I have to get braces...  I will be super nerd.  Avenger of all BAD GRADES!  A fucking sexy super nerd though, according to Lana!  Hahaha.  Riiight.  I am not really looking forward to them...  Who does, anyway?  NOBODY!

My mp3 player decided to break three days ago too...  It didn't actually break, but it just pretends it is going to turn on, and then the screen goes white and it restarts itself...  I died a little inside...  Hah

And that is a summarization of Allison's life currently!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCLAMATIONS!!!!

I Don't Want to Be One of You Wankers on the Dance Floor

Hmm.  Well.  Let's see...

I had my first two soccer games Saturday in Belgrade.  Exciting?  Basically.  Intense?  Hell yeah.

I drove up there Friday night, as my first game was at 10:00, and I had to be there at 9:00.  There was no way I was going to wake up at 4:00 and drive!  No, thank you.  So while the rest of my team woke up that early, I woke up at 7:00.  Bahah.

My first game was against Belgrade...  That was the hardest team for Frenchtown... Hah.  I sucked it up the first half of the game, but I did better the second half...  I had some lovely rolls on the ground, but oh, I got up and sprinted after them.  I love getting knocked down, rolling, and then getting up and sprinting.  It is EPIC.  Apparently I am fucking speedy.  Which I am considering I caught up with the person who had the ball every single time, if they got past me.

We tied that game 2-2.  Not at all fraking bad.  Plus it was their second weekend of games, so I was "Suck on that!"

Second game was against Miles City I do believe.  The entire team was really tired...  We kinda sucked...  Yeah.  I did some pretty sweet rolls in that one too.  Hah.

The referee was a friggin idiot!!  I swear to God, there was like 10 hand balls (from both teams!!) and he didn't do shit!  I was like "aaaaaaaaaaah". Then he got on my case about not staying behind the line when I was subbing someone.  Billy (coach) was pissed...  He yelled at the ref "So you're gonna call us on that, but you're not going to call hand balls!!".  Ref got all bitchy...  The other team's assistant coach was an idiot.  The actual coach just sat on his chair, didn't yell a single word.  The assistant coach was like cheering at the stupidest things...  And she yelled "That's a corner kick!  She can't take the ball outside of the box!"  when Miranda (goalie) took the ball out of the goalie box... With her feet.  This woman knew NOTHING.  It was frustrating.

Then my assistant coach (Ryan) switched places with Billy because Bily was about to get kicked out of them...  And Ryan yelled one thing, and he got red carded and had to leave.  Bullshit?  You betcha.

We tied that game as well... 0-0.  Nice?  Basically.

The ref went as far as talking to Billy after the game...  Billy basically told him he just needs to ref U12 games before he does U16...  Which is true.  The ref tried to red card him after the game...  Dumbass.

Before all that fun stuff, my dad, little demon sibling, and I stopped in Butte to have dinner with my older brother, Josh, and his girlfriend, Tiffany Friday night at Silverbow Pizza.  It was like blast from the friggin past!!  I hadn't been in that wonderous place since I was like 8!  It was pretty fun.  Their pizza was also tasty and cheap.  Their breadsticks looked like they were the body of Jesus.  It's sad we didn't order 'em.

I need to add a picture to this blog...  Pictures are always fun...  Hmm.  OH I KNOW.

This will take a moment...

Hell yes that's me with my math test I got 100% on.  I am very proud.  Too bad it was an extremely simple test about graphing and solving functions.  I don't know if you can tell, but there is a lovely rip in it, thanks to Cai.  HO!  And it is all wrinkly because the guys in band kept taking it and putting it in high places...  And hiding it...  They enjoy my anger and confusion.  Hah.

Oh, and do you enjoy my sunburn on my cheeks?  I guess you can't tell that much in the picture, oh, but they are there.  On my neck, face, and top of my head.  SHITTY!  I know.  They are from my soccer games.  Couldn't find any sunscreen and had no time to get some.  Oh well.  I won't burn anymore though!  Goddamn!  Not since last summer!  I had this shittest burns on my shoulders and back.  Blisters.  NEVER AGAIN DEAR LORD.

Oh, and that is a paperclip holding my braid, as we were supposed to wear them to symbolize that we're against like racism and that stuff.  You know, 4/20.  Hilter's birthday.  Jews dead.  Each paper clip is supposed to symbolize a Jew that died... Yeah.  So I put it in my hair.  Fun stuff.  But yeah.  I'm enjoyin' the paper clip.  I might just do this on a regular basis.  I will get me some colorful ones.  Hellz yes.

I hope no one hears me singing "California" by Phantom Planet.  I'd feel bad for them.  I am purposely making it sound worse than it usually does when it comes out of my mouth.  Tsk tsk tsk

You know what I hate?!  I hate being called "babe" and "baby".  I want to slaughter people that do.  It's just...  BLEH.  I am not quite the biggest fan on pet names...  The only ones I ever say are "love", "dahling" (just like that), and "dear *insert name*".  But I will never just call someone "darling" or "dear".  NO!  Icky!

Perhaps I will find another picture and tell you about it.  If that fails I will just find some random picture and make up a story about it...  Alright...   Looks like I am just finding a random picture to tell a story about...  Hm.  What to google...  I will google "dance".  That word sucks!  I will do another...  "Demented chickens" also sucks!!  

Okay, screw that!

Uhmm...

BLOGS SUCK THE END

NO SEX IN THE POOL

My mp3 player sucks...

It doesn't play certain albums, yet it insists to take up space on the device...  It's just inconvenient...  I need a new music player.

It is quite sad I have to go back to school tomorrow from this "spring break".

By spring break I mean they give us three days off.  Sadness.  It is a B-day tomorrow, and my B-days are very boring...  Art (yay), Spanish (n

ap time), textiles and apparel (yay), and science (nap time number two)...  I am making pajama shorts or something in textiles and apparel.  The fabric is of colorful soccer balls...  They will be kick ass!!  WOOH!

Yeah...

So Friday night I definitely went and saw Hannah Montana: The Movie (ticket to suicide) with Raini and Brady...  Oh dear lord...  My ears bled, but my eyes were happy...  There were a few nice looking men in that movie...  Mmmmmhm.  Haha.  I'm so lame...

They had this dance I need to learn...  It is the stupidest song ever, but I will learn it, just incase I am at some social gathering and this song gets played, haha.

Hmm...

I am trying desperately to find something at least remotely interesting to say...

I fail

Enjoy this creepy picture of Lana and me!!

dododo

Hmm...  Well...  My life had been kinda eventfulishmeh

Yeah.
Well, douche bag is now dating someone else, after a damn week that we broke up.  Little fuckface.  Whatever.  They're both too goddamn depressed for me.  They deserve each other.

I have also noticed positive things out of this break up.

Well, let's see...

I don't always feel like crap now.  Ethan was such a whiner about himself, and it made me feel bad, but now I don't have to deal with that bullshit.

I'm feelin' pretty good.

Dude, I'm single...  I can flirt with nothing in the back of my head saying "Hey, bitch, no, you're taken."  With who, who freakin' knows.  There's very few at Frenchtown I'd really have any interest in.

I totally belong to Lana and Abraham Lincoln.  We all have an open relationship.  Hahaha.

Dude...  My temporary UK soccer coach...  Wowza.  I didn't even notice he was like rather hot until second practice...  I really only noticed his sexy accent and awesome blue-gray eyes first practice...  But hot damn.  He's like 24 though, and I basically limit myself to liking people up to only 5 years older than me...  Not really now anyway because a 15 year old and a 20 year old is just kinda freaky for myself.  I haven't seen him actually play a whole lot himself, but from the little I saw, he's amazing, obviously.  I'm thinking I already said this in the last blog, but whatever.  I wish I had any type of skill at all in soccer...  I don't really have any special skills...  I used to have a kick ass cross and shot, but that died from lack of practice.  Kinda sad.  I just pretty much suck at soccer right now.  Well, maybe all the time.  Hah.  Whatevah.  I've played this for 4 or 5 years, and I'm not gonna stop any time soon!!

Well, that's about it for my life as of right now...  My life is actually not eventful...

I'm tired.

Time to visit the land of dreams!!

Dude...

I got me some new glasses!  They are sahweet.  They are turquoise and broooown!  The also have this like vine thing going on on the sides, but I do not have a camera right now to take a picture of that.

So, I had soccer yesterday, and this guy from the UK is going to help us train once a week for six weeks...

Dude...  Hottest accent ever.

And the whole "playing soccer as it were a religion" helps him out with the prettiness too...  Hahah.

He's like 25?  He seems pretty cool.  I watched him do some tricks and moves, and I was like "dammmnnn yooou".  But apparently, as he tells us, he has touched a soccer ball every day of his life since the age of four.   Probably explains why he's basically awesome, yes?

He also made us run and do drills until it felt like we were going to throw up in the beginning...  At least for me anyway.  The stuff we did doesn't seem like much from a distance, but holy crap!  We ran, sprinted, skipped, lunged, kicked our legs up for like half an hour.  Maybe I'm just still vastly out of shape.  Maybe I will never be in actual shape?  Who knows.

I feel like being a bitch.

So, who dumps people over the internet?  Especially over a MYSPACE message?  Assholes!  Cold-hearted assholes.  Who insults you by saying "I don't feel good around you" while dumping you, oh, but then at the end says they love you still?  Large, lying assholes.  And then who flirts with girls a week later after the break up?  Bigger, cold-hearted assholes!  And who forgot that the other person has a lot of fucking feels?  Huge, gigantic, cold-hearted assholes.

Who will never talk to them again and cringe whenever they're near them, unless they apologize?  Oh, pick me.

I hope you read this.  I hope you feel like complete shit.  You don't deserve anyone if you're going to treat "the person you love" like that.  I hope your next girlfriend, if you ever get one, knows that you like to say important things over the internet and not to their face.

I fucking wish I could hate you.  Burn in hell.

Wow.

I am getting new glasses.
I am losing a lot of weight from soccer.
I feel sick.
I am single.

Fuck me.

The sun is trying to kill the moon

Well, everyone.  I have been keeping a terrible secret.

A LARGE secret.

It's almost embarassing.

I'm just not even sure if I want to tell anyone, but I feel as if I should.

These past few months...  Well...  Since like July, around my birthday, I have done a BAD thing.

I feel sort of bad...

Especially to Lana and Ethan.

Every day it's just there!

Always in my room!

I thought about just ignoring it, but I couldn't.

I often debated with myself.

Telling myself it was wrong!

I just couldn't let it go!

Well...

Abraham and I decided to come out into the open...

I AM SORRY

i really need to find better things to do with my free time

It's been a while...

Well...  I guess for starters...

I have been dating Ethan for two years now.  That is rather kick ass if you ask me.  I have also had

 these glasses for

 SO DAMN LONG!!!!!  That's okay though.  They are like the Allison glasses.

Anyway.  I guess this is supposed to be unusual for hig

h school couples to last this long...  Or at least I know it is in Frenchtown, where no one can hold onto someone for more than 5 months...  Losers...  Hahah. 

The weird thing is that we are still extremely, disgustingly, and terribly mushy.  It's like...  weird.  But sahweeet.  Yeppers...

Ah, the first time I talked to him was sadly on myspace...  We talked about our background...:

"MY GIR! 

HE'S MIIIINNEE!!! 
BUHAHAHAHHAHAHA! 
*ahem* 
No, but seriously. 
Copy Cat."

"Psh whatever.... Gir is mine... bitch"

Sad... I know.

So, last weekend or something like that, I had to go to basketball divisonals and play pep band.  Dude, I didn't know you could actually get tired going that shit.  But yelling, loading and unloading band stuff, and waking up early for three days for those 8 games got tiring.  

Really tiring. Well, here's a short overview of the first two days:

After all the games, Nelson let us off in front of a bar.  It probably looked funny to see a bunch of kids run off a bus

 to the front of a bar.  Well, we walked around downtown.  

We took a picture with an oversized stop sign.  We went to the candy

 shop and bought stuff.  Then we went into the library and Anson read us "The Friend

ly Prarie Dog", and then we left.  We went into a music store with guitars on all the walls and Beatles posters everywhere. 

 Eamon and Dani played guitar and the store owner joined Eamon in Stairway to Heaven.  

It was a

wesome-o.  Then we went and got ice cream!!  Then we

 met Nelson in front of the bar.  Then we found an epic park and played around for a while.  Awesome stuff.  We fit 20 people in like a 5ft by 5ft box thing.  After that we went to Pizza Hut.  After that we played another game and went home.  I slept in the aisle of the bus. 

The next day I learned Anaconda kids are stupid little bitches.

In conclusion:  Pep band can get really tiring.

Meh

I really need to find some friends or something to do on Saturdays.  Seriously.

Almost every Saturday I end up doing homework or being on the computer.  It's really bland.

There is nothing I really can do, however, as most people are busy doing whatever, and I can't drive, so I guess I'm just kinda screwed.

My house is really rather boring.  There isn't much to do on the internet because most people I know have lives and are doing something.  I am sick of watching television...  It's all I do...  Watch television, be bored on the internet, sleep, and sometimes eat food.  I guess school kinda helps with the whole boredom thing.  Probably why I do my homework.  That's what I like about school.  It gives me something to do.  Stuff I usually don't want to do, but something.  And at least I see people.  Not typically talk to most of them, however.

I'm very bored, so I think I will visit blogthings.com

It's a website full of quiz things.  It's a huge time killer if you ever get really bored.

Imma gonna tell you some answers I get from these things.

Let's see...

"What Girl Scout Cookie Are You?"

You Are Caramel deLites / Samosas

I LOVE THOSE.  Those are my favorite!!!!  I want some now...  Damn it, you girl scouts... give me cookies.

"What Comfort Food Are You?"
You are Mac and Cheese

Yay, that stuff is pretty good.  If it is made right.  I like my mom's homemade more so than the boxes.

"What's Your Word?"

Your Word is PEACE"

Well...  That was just a few.  Weee!

My life is boring.

Eeep

My life is only kinda boring now!  I guess.

I witnessed an extremely terrible thing the other night.  I don't know how appropriate it is to write about in a blog, but I know no one really reads these, so I guess it doesn't matter too much.

Seeing one of your buddies almost die is very terrifying.  Mr. Max a.k.a. Maxi Pad (hah) suffered a heart attack (yes, at 14!  But 15 this Tuesday!) last night while playing his last basketball game of the season.  Maybe (but hopefully not) of his life...  It was horrible.  I wish I didn't have to see it, but I'm glad I was there.   It's not something you see every day.  It's definitely something you don't want to see.  What if he died?  The last thing I would have said to him was "Don't steal my boyfriend Max! haha".  Gah.  Technically he did die for at least 20 seconds.  I'm glad and not glad I was there because I could have seen him in his last moments.  That is just a scary thing.  It's what I fear the most.  Losing the people I care for because of death.

I am so happy that his dad was there when it happened, as his dad also suffered these kind of things.  So he knew what was up.  If he wasn't there, Max could have died.  That would have been... just terrible...  I need a different word than terrible.

Anyway.  He's fine now.  Well, whatever you want to call fine...  But yeah.  He's going through surgery Monday to get a pacemaker put in his heart.  He'll be back probably Wednesday or Thursday, as he tells us.  I just got back from visiting him.  It was really nice and fun to see him.  He seems like his normal Max self.  I could definitely tell he was really tired towards the end.  His parents looked exhausted too.  I'm pretty sure he had consistant visitors today.  He said that when he died he just dreamt.  At least he think he did.  Max said he couldn't remember of what though.  He thinks maybe something about basketball.  He reported that he saw no light, hah.

Hopefully he enjoyed our (Jack, Lana, Brady, Meaghan, Lana's mom, and I) company!!  I know we did!!

Well, other things in my life...  Hmm...  Nothing too special, haha.

I learned today that I can jog to the pond from the school pretty tirelessly.   I was proud of myself.  But we did walk a lot, as I jogged in a group with Brady, Lana, and Meaghan.  But I didn't get tired, and I wasn't all "aaah soo tiiired heaaave".  Yay!!

Well...  That's basically it with my life for right now.

Eh?

I have rediscovered that my life is definitely not that interesting...

What do you expect though...  I can't drive, and I don't have a job.

My life is just very boring.

It seems to consist of school, homework, and soccer.  Sometimes friends, but not really.

I'm content with that I guess.  Mainly with soccer though.  I seem to complain every time before I go, but then I feel pretty good after it.  Kinda weird.  Oh well.

I guess I'll talk about this March Against Meth in Helena I went to last Monday.  There was about 2300 kids at this thing.  It was rather overwhelming because they stuffed us all into Helena's high school gym.It was the largest teen protest, if you will, in Montana in history, apparently.  That's pretty cool.  They'll probably do it next year, and I'm sure there will be more kids.  They had pretty terrible food though...  Can't lie...  Oh well I guess...  At least they attempted to feed us.

Wow...

My life is fucking boring

rrrgg my heaad

I am tired.

You know, being at home and never leaving then all of the sudden being in a foreign town for an entire week straight with your family kinda eats at your soul.

Today I had a talk with Chelsea and Ismael about what the perfect torture would be, and I laughed hysterically the entire time... My perfect torture would be making someone have to do a certain amount of paddle ball hits to get a sandwich...

"Okay, Johnny, you have to hit this ball against this paddle 18 times to get a sandwich. 20 times if you want water included. 30 times to sleep in a bed. 34 times to get a blanket and pillow. 100 times to be free!!"

I wouldn't even ask for a ransom... I'd just tell the people he has to hit it 100 times to be set free, for my own amusement...

But those paddle balls are damn torture... I can't get more than 3... You'd just have to hope your victim isn't like wonderful at those things...

Then we talked about the last time we saw a moose... Like on our camping trip... We were driving on the road down the mountain and a moose and her calf thing were in front of us... Chelsea said the things were probably frightened because it didn't know what we were... She claimed, "Maybe they thought we were like a big thing of ice."

What?

Ice?

"OH GOD MOM, THE ICE IS COMING AFTER US!! AND IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY! OH GOD RUN!! RUUUNN!"

Haha.

NO.

Oh, yeah, OH EMM GEEE my sister moved out of my house (happy?)

Haha.

Yeah, that's why I'm in Oregon. Because she is moving here to go to college at the University of Oregon. Mmhm.

I went to the beach. It was coo. I got me some seashells to bring back. I bet they smell terrible, as I haven't washed them yet. Yerp. Then we went to this restaurant, and I had lobster!! And oysters!! I never had either before. The oysters were aweeesome, and the lobster was okay. I think the stuff I had wasn't quite the best it could be. My mom said it wasn't. OH well. It was a special for $20, so what the hell.

I've had a headache most of this vacation... Occasionally stomach aches too... Also, my dying-old-man cough is coming back... I am sick... Saddness. But I am probably also severely dehydrated... Hm.

We went to this raptor sanctuary thingy today. No, not dinosaurs. Big awesome birds!! They had a lot. I wanted to be their friends. My favorite was this big white owl. It looked like Hedwig from Harry Potter!!

So, I will be back home tomorrow. Late tomorrow. But thank God. I miss Missoula dearly. Well, mainly my friends, the lack of people, and my bed mostly. Oh man, I can't wait for my bed... And the regular time... Enough with this one hour behind crap!! It confuses me!! I am going to have a detour apparently to the Portland Zoo. I don't really mind I guess. My Saturday will have been wasted away anyway with sitting in the car. So why not do something a little fun before I sit for 8 hours?

I should go to sleep. But I do nto want to.

By that spelling mistake, I think it is saying I should.