And We Were Laying Like Lions Out in the Sand...

So.

I will tell you about my FANTASTIC FUCKING AWESOME day.

So, I get up at 4:00, right?

I have to be at the school at 4:40 because my pep band was going to travel to Billings for football championship right?

So all goes well until about 8:00, when we reach Rocker, Montana, a.k.a. a town only with a gas pump and a strip club. It's like before that radioactive hole, Butte.

AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!

The bus breaks down, as pictured. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS

HOLY JESUS, IT WAS GREAT. WITH THE ANNOYING, COMPLAINING KIDS! AND THE ONES THAT ARE SCREAMING! AND MY IPOD IS NEARLY DEAD! HOLY FUCK IT WAS GREAT!

This would be me, harboring my anger inside me on the bus, at about three hours:

So after that, we think it gets fixed.

So we drive lalalala

Then the bus driver was like "It is going to break down again, we are turning into Deer Lodge"

Isn't that just grand?!

So we're like, "Fuck, if we're gonna break down, let's do it in front of Pizza Hut!"

And that is exactly what we did.

And we ate pizza.

It was delicious.

And burned my tongue.

The one of two only highlights of my day.

So.

We decided we'd go take a lovely tour of the the old Deer Lodge prison!

That was the second highlight of my day.

EXCEPT THE MANNEQUINS WERE FUCKING SCARY. HOLY SHIT.

And it was really cold. So bah humbug on that.

Oh!!!

And we went into their auto museum and saw THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CARS EVER OH MY GOD.

I saw my three dream cars.

'60s/'70s Thunderbird, Oldsmobile, and Volkswagen bus.

I also got pictures of those, but they are on Abi's phone. So boooooo

But we then eventually get the bus fixed. Sorta.

It almost broke down again right when we were passing Mizzo to get to Frenchtown.

That was irritating.

But then I made it home!!!!!

AND HERE I AM.

Yay.

oh p.s. we won championship yay