I don't even know, man.

Lana Tempel: Guess what.
Allison Klocke: WHAT
Lana Tempel: Cotton Eyed Joe.
Allison Klocke: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE
Lana Tempel: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
Allison Klocke: HELL YES!!
Lana Tempel: :D
Allison Klocke: Haha, I should make that my profile song
Lana Tempel: Dude, yeah.
Allison Klocke: AAAAH I HAVE A LITTLE BUMP ON MY HEAD
Allison Klocke: I just got rid of the dunk tank one damn it!!
Lana Tempel: I WILL LICK IT AWAY!
Lana Tempel: Hahah
Allison Klocke: What the fuck
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: I don't know.
Allison Klocke: Who sings Cotton Eyed Joe?
Lana Tempel: Rednex.
Allison Klocke: Haha, of course
Lana Tempel: OH SWEET JESUS THEY ARE AWESOME.
Allison Klocke: Heehee
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong with me. I saw my math binder and thought "Oh shit, I need to finish my homework. Wait... did I have homework?"
Allison Klocke: Hahahahahahaha
Allison Klocke: Oh good gosh
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong up in my head! I am going schizophrenic!
Allison Klocke: YOU ARE A SCHIZOPHRENIC!! They have smushed school into our brains! OH GOD THEY ARE CONTROLING OUR MINDS!
Lana Tempel: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I AM SCARED. WE ARE SCARED!
Allison Klocke: AAAAAAAHHH
Lana Tempel: SHUT UP BRAIN! SHUT UP!!!
Allison Klocke: IT IS MY SONG NOW!!
Lana Tempel: OH MY GOD, YAY!
Lana Tempel: ahahah
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: WHAT THE FUCK!
Allison Klocke: WUT?
Lana Tempel: Someone gave my mom a flower bra, it is like a coconut bra, but a flower! I AM GOING TO PUT IT ON OVER MY SHIRT!!
Allison Klocke: YAY
Allison Klocke: Hahahaha
Lana Tempel: Wee!!!
Lana Tempel: I look cute. ISh.
Allison Klocke: Haha, yay!


This is what my friends and I talk about. BE JEALOUS

I'll tell you the little story about my new bump upon the head.
I was looking in the band room to see what time it was, and then Kenny, this dude in my band, thought I was coming in, so he slammed the door. And this door is like fucking concrete. My head made a collision with the door's window. I cried a little bit, haha. But only three people saw that. He gave me hug and basically crushed my ribs to say "sorry"... Haha, I told my sister this and she was like "Jesus, first he rejects you, and now he's trying to kill you!"

Goooood stuff, man, good stuff.

ENJOY: