rrrgg my heaad

I am tired.

You know, being at home and never leaving then all of the sudden being in a foreign town for an entire week straight with your family kinda eats at your soul.

Today I had a talk with Chelsea and Ismael about what the perfect torture would be, and I laughed hysterically the entire time... My perfect torture would be making someone have to do a certain amount of paddle ball hits to get a sandwich...

"Okay, Johnny, you have to hit this ball against this paddle 18 times to get a sandwich. 20 times if you want water included. 30 times to sleep in a bed. 34 times to get a blanket and pillow. 100 times to be free!!"

I wouldn't even ask for a ransom... I'd just tell the people he has to hit it 100 times to be set free, for my own amusement...

But those paddle balls are damn torture... I can't get more than 3... You'd just have to hope your victim isn't like wonderful at those things...

Then we talked about the last time we saw a moose... Like on our camping trip... We were driving on the road down the mountain and a moose and her calf thing were in front of us... Chelsea said the things were probably frightened because it didn't know what we were... She claimed, "Maybe they thought we were like a big thing of ice."

What?

Ice?

"OH GOD MOM, THE ICE IS COMING AFTER US!! AND IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY! OH GOD RUN!! RUUUNN!"

Haha.

NO.

Oh, yeah, OH EMM GEEE my sister moved out of my house (happy?)

Haha.

Yeah, that's why I'm in Oregon. Because she is moving here to go to college at the University of Oregon. Mmhm.

I went to the beach. It was coo. I got me some seashells to bring back. I bet they smell terrible, as I haven't washed them yet. Yerp. Then we went to this restaurant, and I had lobster!! And oysters!! I never had either before. The oysters were aweeesome, and the lobster was okay. I think the stuff I had wasn't quite the best it could be. My mom said it wasn't. OH well. It was a special for $20, so what the hell.

I've had a headache most of this vacation... Occasionally stomach aches too... Also, my dying-old-man cough is coming back... I am sick... Saddness. But I am probably also severely dehydrated... Hm.

We went to this raptor sanctuary thingy today. No, not dinosaurs. Big awesome birds!! They had a lot. I wanted to be their friends. My favorite was this big white owl. It looked like Hedwig from Harry Potter!!

So, I will be back home tomorrow. Late tomorrow. But thank God. I miss Missoula dearly. Well, mainly my friends, the lack of people, and my bed mostly. Oh man, I can't wait for my bed... And the regular time... Enough with this one hour behind crap!! It confuses me!! I am going to have a detour apparently to the Portland Zoo. I don't really mind I guess. My Saturday will have been wasted away anyway with sitting in the car. So why not do something a little fun before I sit for 8 hours?

I should go to sleep. But I do nto want to.

By that spelling mistake, I think it is saying I should.