Tuesday, May 26, 2009

July, July!

Ah. Sunday was good.
I watched some silly friends graduate, and then later that night I had a concert.
Blind Pilot opened for The Decemberists.
Quite lovely. I was extremely disappointed I didn't have a camera to take pictures... I was right in the front.
Blind Pilot's lead was adorable, and I pretty much fell in love with the drummer and bassist. They were really good. I enjoyed them.
The Decemberists were absolutely epic and wonderful. I feel deeply and madly in love with Colin Meloy. He was so amazing. Best voice and hair ever. It's a shame he's 34 and married with a kid. Haha. I wish I was kidding. He was prettty. I mean, look at him:

Other than that, they are spectacular live. Spec spec spectacular.
He played right over Raini and I for a bit, and he took his guitar off and let the crowd touch it. It raped that thing with my hands, man. It felt as lovely as it sounded... Haha. I am also proud to say I had a bit eye contact with Mr. Meloy, and my brain kinda melted and died. It was AWESOME.
Then for their encore they decided they would do a Lewis and Clark reenactment. It was pretty much awesome. A couple of the band members went around and got into the audience. Most didn't really notice them there until they started banging on the drums. I enjoyed it... Oh maaan.
VIDEO:



Oh, yes, and I bought their shirt, which was overpriced but worth it:

Thursday, May 21, 2009

I don't even know, man.

Lana Tempel: Guess what.
Allison Klocke: WHAT
Lana Tempel: Cotton Eyed Joe.
Allison Klocke: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE
Lana Tempel: COTTON EYED FUCKING JOE IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
Allison Klocke: HELL YES!!
Lana Tempel: :D
Allison Klocke: Haha, I should make that my profile song
Lana Tempel: Dude, yeah.
Allison Klocke: AAAAH I HAVE A LITTLE BUMP ON MY HEAD
Allison Klocke: I just got rid of the dunk tank one damn it!!
Lana Tempel: I WILL LICK IT AWAY!
Lana Tempel: Hahah
Allison Klocke: What the fuck
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: I don't know.
Allison Klocke: Who sings Cotton Eyed Joe?
Lana Tempel: Rednex.
Allison Klocke: Haha, of course
Lana Tempel: OH SWEET JESUS THEY ARE AWESOME.
Allison Klocke: Heehee
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong with me. I saw my math binder and thought "Oh shit, I need to finish my homework. Wait... did I have homework?"
Allison Klocke: Hahahahahahaha
Allison Klocke: Oh good gosh
Lana Tempel: Something is wrong up in my head! I am going schizophrenic!
Allison Klocke: YOU ARE A SCHIZOPHRENIC!! They have smushed school into our brains! OH GOD THEY ARE CONTROLING OUR MINDS!
Lana Tempel: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I AM SCARED. WE ARE SCARED!
Allison Klocke: AAAAAAAHHH
Lana Tempel: SHUT UP BRAIN! SHUT UP!!!
Allison Klocke: IT IS MY SONG NOW!!
Lana Tempel: OH MY GOD, YAY!
Lana Tempel: ahahah
Allison Klocke: Hahah
Lana Tempel: WHAT THE FUCK!
Allison Klocke: WUT?
Lana Tempel: Someone gave my mom a flower bra, it is like a coconut bra, but a flower! I AM GOING TO PUT IT ON OVER MY SHIRT!!
Allison Klocke: YAY
Allison Klocke: Hahahaha
Lana Tempel: Wee!!!
Lana Tempel: I look cute. ISh.
Allison Klocke: Haha, yay!


This is what my friends and I talk about. BE JEALOUS

I'll tell you the little story about my new bump upon the head.
I was looking in the band room to see what time it was, and then Kenny, this dude in my band, thought I was coming in, so he slammed the door. And this door is like fucking concrete. My head made a collision with the door's window. I cried a little bit, haha. But only three people saw that. He gave me hug and basically crushed my ribs to say "sorry"... Haha, I told my sister this and she was like "Jesus, first he rejects you, and now he's trying to kill you!"

Goooood stuff, man, good stuff.

ENJOY:

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Year Has Ended.

The school year anyway.
It's so... weird. It seems just like yesterday it was my class that was going on the Silverwood field trip!
I can't believe I've finished one year of high school already. I thought it would never come when I was younger. I used to always think the high schoolers were almighty and tough.
But now I am one.
It's just kinda warped.
We freaks change quite a bit over time, but then we don't:


5th grade!

6th or 7th grade?

8th grade

Less than a week ago.

I've barely changed in looks, but I have in the mind!! Lana's changed quite a bit in looks and mind too. We're just super.

Good times, goood times.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

I Wake Up Exhausted, It's Not Morning

Dude, I suck at blogging!!
I get like three a month.

Oh well. Better than what it used to be.
Like once every few months, haha

Well, as of right now, I have an A- in math... Bah humbug!! It's because of my math final I think... I got 175/215... It's an 81%. Not bad for shit that was taught last semester. I hope I don't bomb my second math final because that will bring my grade dooooooown dooown down.
So, in textiles and apparel, I made this sweet soccer ball. I'll show you!! Must hook up the webcam to take a picture...
Here you go:


I am like the freakin' sewing Jesus! Okay, hardly, but oh well. My fuzzy soccer ball is beautiful. Unlike your face. lulz, jk

I am not getting braces this year or maybe next. I am somewhat relieved, but then I am not because I just want to get them early life and over with. Oh well I guess. I won't be sexy super nerd... Oh vell!

Well, I had soccer games in Great Falls last weekend... We didn't do too well. First one we lost 2-1, I think, and the second we lost by a lot... I don't even want to say. We were just very off our game. Must be the nukes that are hidden away there that take away any talent we have in soccer... Yes, let's blame the government! And genetics. You can blame those things for ANYTHING. Like really. Think about it... Tell me something you can't blame on the government or genetics, and I will twist it up to where you can blame them.

Well, that's all I have to say.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Ack, my nose

So, we sadly lost our two soccer games.  1-0 and 2-1.  The first one was a double A team, so I was pretty proud we didn't lose by much.  I'm just proud in general we didn't lose my much.  I supposedly did well in the first game.  Yaaay.  Dunno 'bout the second though.  I felt extremely sick.
Yeah, in the first game we had (towards the end), I got elbowed in the face, which caused my blood to bleed out of both nostrils.  It didn't bleed out of one immediately though, which was weird.  But there was a lovely amount of blood.  All over my hands, arms, legs, face, and I got some on my jersey, as we can see in this picture.  It was badass and really shitty at the same time.

Das all I have to say for today!


Edit: We didn't lose both games actually, we tied 2-2, which counts as a win.  Hell to the yeah!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Some Call Me the Gangster of Love

Sore throats SUCK!!!!!!
I woke up this morning, and my throat hurt.  I was rather disappointed.  I still am!  It haaad to come now!!  A few days before important soccer games!!

Yep, I have two soccer games up in Polson tomorrow...  Shall be lovely.  Surprisingly (and happily) my soccer team is ranked number two!!  Yeaaaah!  And all we had to do was tie two games! Hah.

Somehow I am holding up an "A" in my accelerated algebra class!  I'm so proud of myself.  I wasn't able to do that alll year until this last semester (mostly)!  We're factoring crap though, and it's pretty easy.   Yay!

I made these sweet shorts in textiles and apparel.  I'm gonna take a picture right now!!!!  And and and I am also making a soccer plushie toy thingy.  You would think it is difficult to make, BUT NO!  It's quite a bit easier than most things I did!  So far anyway!  A lot of things in this class have had to do with soccer...  Haha.    These shorts are soccer print.  They make my butt look nonexistant and the sewing job kinda sucks, but OH WELL!  You don't notice the sewing the first time you see them!  It's okay if they suck, however, because I made them!!
Yeah!!!!!  There you go!!  A picture of my spectacular shorts!!  They will go with nothing but solid-colored shirts!  OH WELL!  They are still badass!

I have to get braces...  I will be super nerd.  Avenger of all BAD GRADES!  A fucking sexy super nerd though, according to Lana!  Hahaha.  Riiight.  I am not really looking forward to them...  Who does, anyway?  NOBODY!

My mp3 player decided to break three days ago too...  It didn't actually break, but it just pretends it is going to turn on, and then the screen goes white and it restarts itself...  I died a little inside...  Hah

And that is a summarization of Allison's life currently!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCLAMATIONS!!!!