Dude...

I got me some new glasses!  They are sahweet.  They are turquoise and broooown!  The also have this like vine thing going on on the sides, but I do not have a camera right now to take a picture of that.

So, I had soccer yesterday, and this guy from the UK is going to help us train once a week for six weeks...

Dude...  Hottest accent ever.

And the whole "playing soccer as it were a religion" helps him out with the prettiness too...  Hahah.

He's like 25?  He seems pretty cool.  I watched him do some tricks and moves, and I was like "dammmnnn yooou".  But apparently, as he tells us, he has touched a soccer ball every day of his life since the age of four.   Probably explains why he's basically awesome, yes?

He also made us run and do drills until it felt like we were going to throw up in the beginning...  At least for me anyway.  The stuff we did doesn't seem like much from a distance, but holy crap!  We ran, sprinted, skipped, lunged, kicked our legs up for like half an hour.  Maybe I'm just still vastly out of shape.  Maybe I will never be in actual shape?  Who knows.

I feel like being a bitch.

So, who dumps people over the internet?  Especially over a MYSPACE message?  Assholes!  Cold-hearted assholes.  Who insults you by saying "I don't feel good around you" while dumping you, oh, but then at the end says they love you still?  Large, lying assholes.  And then who flirts with girls a week later after the break up?  Bigger, cold-hearted assholes!  And who forgot that the other person has a lot of fucking feels?  Huge, gigantic, cold-hearted assholes.

Who will never talk to them again and cringe whenever they're near them, unless they apologize?  Oh, pick me.

I hope you read this.  I hope you feel like complete shit.  You don't deserve anyone if you're going to treat "the person you love" like that.  I hope your next girlfriend, if you ever get one, knows that you like to say important things over the internet and not to their face.

I fucking wish I could hate you.  Burn in hell.